So picture the scene....
There we were in a
beautiful secluded bay on one of the islands about an hour out of Auckland. The
water was so clear that you could see the sandy bottom beneath. Sounds almost
perfect right? Apart from the fact it
was so bloody cold! Typically we picked the worse day of a long weekend
to have a family outing on the boat. We had the day planned out, stopping
along the way for a bit of fishing, then stopping at a bay for lunch and a
swim. Generally getting the boys used to being out and about on the
water.
So anyway there we
were playing in the water, trying to convince the boys that it was warm while
covered in goose bumps and trying not to mutter too loudly about how frigging
cold it was. Then I spotted something out of the corner of my eye.
"Hmmm that’s
strange" I thought, "what’s that?"
So I looked again and
there swimming towards me (I am so sure it was after me) was a large black
shape. Did I mention how clear the water was? Then the panic truly set in.
“FUCK, there is
something in the water” I screamed while running like a lunatic out of the
water.
Then I heard something
that was a bit like hitting a brick wall, “mummy, mummy, MUMMY!” Oh SHIT the boys, oh the shame, oh the bad mother guilt!
On turning round and
looking back in the water, Son Number 1 looked close to tears with his arms
stretched out and Son Number 2 was looking his usual confused self trying to
get a closer look at what was now swimming around them. As there were now
not one but two black shapes enjoying the water with them!
So after quickly
recomposing myself, the brave and dignified person that I am, went back into
the water to rescue the boys. While
trying to avoid what turned out to be two stingrays that had decided to spend
their afternoon in the same secluded bay as us.
So hit with the double
whammy of freezing water and the stingrays the rest of the afternoon passed
pretty much uneventful on the beach. Where Son number 1 had to do his
first poo in the bush in true Kiwi style and I had to wee behind a tree because
there was no way either of us was going back into the water unless it was time
to leave.
Oh and before you
think he was going to poo in the water, there is a loo on the boat.....